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[A/N: IT'S OVER 1,000!!!!! Wait, PAGEVIEWS?! You guys do love me! Also in this story you are so ducking stoned and don't do the drugs children]
You sit on the couch, laughing to yourself about nothing as you drink from bottle of… wait Faygo? Who the hell got you to drink that shit?
You look over and Gamzee, who's getting reprimanded by Karkat for something.
"Hey Katkat," you say. "I like you."
"You're so high right now you don't even know (Name)."
"Oh I know. I'm like a foot off the ground. Because I'm on the couch."
"Shit Karbro, I didn't mean to all up and get him that high. I just wanted to haze him a little bit."
"You're a fucking idiot!"
"Hey Katkat, chill out, come sit next to me and I will calm you down."
Karkat sits down and puts in a rom-com. You smile at him.
"I'm so high," you say.
"I know you are."
"I'm in outer space. Are you a Martian?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Surely sure?"
"Yes."
"Only a Martian would say that."
You see Gamzee stifling a laugh.
"I'm so high."
"Thirteen shades high motherfucker."
Tavros comes in the room.
"Awww hey bro," you say. "What's happening?"
"This is bad. Gamzee, did you give him drugs?"
"They were all legal drugs Tavbro," Gamzee says. "All legal weed."
"That doesn't make it better! You got my moirail high! Now he's probably going to try and kiss me!"
"It's not that bad," Karkat says.
"Hey Tav, do-do you think Karkat likes me? Because I like him. And I-I think that you should marry us together. And Gamzee you can bring Faygo. And Kanaya can bring her chainstick- er- a lipsaw- er- chainsaw lipstick."
"GAMZEE I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
"OKAY HE'S NOT REALLY HIGH HE'S ACTING GOG!"
"Karkat, if a drunk confession last night and a high confession tonight haven't worked to make you see I like you then you're an idiot."
"You like me?"
"Yep."
"For real?"
"Yep."
"Great googly moogly," Tavros says.
"What the fuck Tav?"
"I'm just… gonna go."
"Fucking… I'm so high you guys," Gamzee says.
"We fucking know."
You sit on the couch, laughing to yourself about nothing as you drink from bottle of… wait Faygo? Who the hell got you to drink that shit?
You look over and Gamzee, who's getting reprimanded by Karkat for something.
"Hey Katkat," you say. "I like you."
"You're so high right now you don't even know (Name)."
"Oh I know. I'm like a foot off the ground. Because I'm on the couch."
"Shit Karbro, I didn't mean to all up and get him that high. I just wanted to haze him a little bit."
"You're a fucking idiot!"
"Hey Katkat, chill out, come sit next to me and I will calm you down."
Karkat sits down and puts in a rom-com. You smile at him.
"I'm so high," you say.
"I know you are."
"I'm in outer space. Are you a Martian?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Surely sure?"
"Yes."
"Only a Martian would say that."
You see Gamzee stifling a laugh.
"I'm so high."
"Thirteen shades high motherfucker."
Tavros comes in the room.
"Awww hey bro," you say. "What's happening?"
"This is bad. Gamzee, did you give him drugs?"
"They were all legal drugs Tavbro," Gamzee says. "All legal weed."
"That doesn't make it better! You got my moirail high! Now he's probably going to try and kiss me!"
"It's not that bad," Karkat says.
"Hey Tav, do-do you think Karkat likes me? Because I like him. And I-I think that you should marry us together. And Gamzee you can bring Faygo. And Kanaya can bring her chainstick- er- a lipsaw- er- chainsaw lipstick."
"GAMZEE I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
"OKAY HE'S NOT REALLY HIGH HE'S ACTING GOG!"
"Karkat, if a drunk confession last night and a high confession tonight haven't worked to make you see I like you then you're an idiot."
"You like me?"
"Yep."
"For real?"
"Yep."
"Great googly moogly," Tavros says.
"What the fuck Tav?"
"I'm just… gonna go."
"Fucking… I'm so high you guys," Gamzee says.
"We fucking know."
Feferi x Male!Reader - Cars and Kisses
[A/N: this is a human!AU]
You slide our from under your friend Feferi's car, wiping grease from your face. She hands you a soda and you smile and mumble a thank you.
"So, how's it coming?"
"Well Feffers, your engine looks fine, you just had a little gas leak."
"So did you fix it?"
"I can fix anything," you say, putting away your tools.
"Reely?"
You smile to herself at her adorable use of a fish pun.
"Totally. It's handy to have a mechanic around."
Little did you know, but Feferi would like to have a certain mechanic around ALL the time.
Karkat, your roommate, yells from the laundry room.
"OH REALLY? 'CAUSE HAVING THIS MECHANIC AR
Rufioh x Male!Reader - My Boyfriend's Little Bro
[A/N: this is a human!AU]
You sit in your boyfriend (well, fiancé) Rufioh's house, drinking a beer.
You hear the click and a slam. It's the front door opening and closing.
"Hey, Tav's home."
Tavros, Rufioh's ten-year-old kid brother, shuffles into the living room, where you and Rufioh are watching football.
"Hey Tav."
"H-Hi Rufioh. Hi (N-Name)."
The scrawny brunette boy had always had a stuttering problem. It was usually not bad around you and Rufioh, so this was weird.
"What's the matter little guy?"
"N-nothing."
"Alright."
Tavros shuffles into the next room and you glance at Rufioh.
"Something's up."
"I know. I heard i
Jane Crocker x Male!Reader - My GF and My GBF
Your name is (Name) and you are a human.
You sit in a bakery with your (quite gay) friend JJ.
Your girlfriend Jane Crocker owns the bakery, but she's also the head chef.
JJ munches down on a cupcake as you sit there, dumbfounded.
"Explain to me the psychics of girl hips," you say.
"I don't know much about girl hips, only they should have an itty-bitty waist and a big thing in your face," JJ says.
"Shut up, Gay-J."
"I will bitch slap you so hard (Name)."
Janie walks over.
"Hey (Name), hey Gay-J," Janie says.
"It's JJ doll face," JJ says.
"What, does that make the boys at the gay bar go wild?"
"You should see 'em dol
Bad Idea - Karkat x Male!Reader
[A/N: IT'S OVER 1,000!!!!! Wait, PAGEVIEWS?! You guys do love me! Also in this story you are so ducking stoned and don't do the drugs children]
You sit on the couch, laughing to yourself about nothing as you drink from bottle of… wait Faygo? Who the hell got you to drink that shit?
You look over and Gamzee, who's getting reprimanded by Karkat for something.
"Hey Katkat," you say. "I like you."
"You're so high right now you don't even know (Name)."
"Oh I know. I'm like a foot off the ground. Because I'm on the couch."
"Shit Karbro, I didn't mean to all up and get him that high. I just wanted to haze him a little bit."
"You're a
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why am I in outer space sitting next to a martian XD LOL