Bad Idea - Karkat x Male!Reader

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[A/N: IT'S OVER 1,000!!!!! Wait, PAGEVIEWS?! You guys do love me! Also in this story you are so ducking stoned and don't do the drugs children]

You sit on the couch, laughing to yourself about nothing as you drink from bottle of… wait Faygo? Who the hell got you to drink that shit?
You look over and Gamzee, who's getting reprimanded by Karkat for something.
"Hey Katkat," you say. "I like you."
"You're so high right now you don't even know (Name)."
"Oh I know. I'm like a foot off the ground. Because I'm on the couch."
"Shit Karbro, I didn't mean to all up and get him that high. I just wanted to haze him a little bit."
"You're a fucking idiot!"
"Hey Katkat, chill out, come sit next to me and I will calm you down."
Karkat sits down and puts in a rom-com. You smile at him.
"I'm so high," you say.
"I know you are."
"I'm in outer space. Are you a Martian?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Surely sure?"
"Yes."
"Only a Martian would say that."
You see Gamzee stifling a laugh.
"I'm so high."
"Thirteen shades high motherfucker."
Tavros comes in the room.
"Awww hey bro," you say. "What's happening?"
"This is bad. Gamzee, did you give him drugs?"
"They were all legal drugs Tavbro," Gamzee says. "All legal weed."
"That doesn't make it better! You got my moirail high! Now he's probably going to try and kiss me!"
"It's not that bad," Karkat says.
"Hey Tav, do-do you think Karkat likes me? Because I like him. And I-I think that you should marry us together. And Gamzee you can bring Faygo. And Kanaya can bring her chainstick- er- a lipsaw- er- chainsaw lipstick."
"GAMZEE I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
"OKAY HE'S NOT REALLY HIGH HE'S ACTING GOG!"
"Karkat, if a drunk confession last night and a high confession tonight haven't worked to make you see I like you then you're an idiot."
"You like me?"
"Yep."
"For real?"
"Yep."
"Great googly moogly," Tavros says.
"What the fuck Tav?"
"I'm just… gonna go."
"Fucking… I'm so high you guys," Gamzee says.
"We fucking know."
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devilsboy28's avatar
why am I in outer space sitting next to a martian XD LOL