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A/N: this reader could be portrayed as a boy or girl or both if your down with that since trolls don't really have gender…
===> be Sollux
You sit in a wheeled office chair, talking to one of your friends.
CH: hah! powned! face it Armageddon, you can't touch this!
TA: ii can and you better prepare your 2orry priick a22 for one well needed beat down
CH: I'm sorry, I couldn't here you over the sound of you losing!
TA: you liittle punk ii'll fuck you up
CH: alright, let's settle this like adults, you get your ass over here and we battle it out!
CH: then, we see who's the champ (me) and who's the chump (you)
You scowl at the screen and type something quick.
TA: prepare to weep you cocky 2on of a biitch
===> how bout we be you for a bit
You sit in your room, smirking at your screen. You look at yourself.
Shit. You should probably put some pants on. And a shirt.
You would take a shower but your too lazy. You just comb you hair with your fingers, giving it the lazy tousled look you love.
DING DONG
You answer the door only to get a not so pleasant flick on the forehead.
"Oww," you whine.
"Therves you right," Sollux says, walking in and planting himself on the couch.
"Alright, ground rules Mr. High and Mighty. One, no screen watching."
"Two, no bugging."
"And three, loser has to do whatever the winner wants."
"I'm making you clean my thit!"
"Uh-huh, sure Armageddon, sure."
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN," you both yell at the same time.
*que you winning because you're awesome*
Sollux grumbles and stands up.
"I'm gonna go look for some Doritos."
BEEPBEEPBEEP
Your computer.
arsenicCatnip began trolling chumHandle
AC: :3< hello (name)!
CH: hey nepeta
AC: :3< whatcha doing?
CH: hanging out with Sollux
AC: :3< ooooo
You blush slightly.
CH: hey hey now, it's just video games
AC: :3< that's not what you wish it was
CH: that's a lie!
AC: :3< it is not! you have a furrsh crush and you won't accept it!
CH: Sollux? Please! We're rivals if anything!
AC: :3< you two are the best or friends
AC: :3< though i wish you were meow
CH: meow?
AC: :3< more
CH: oh
LONG AWKWARD PAUSE
CH: okay so maybe I'm a little flushed
AC: :3< I KNEW IT!!!!
CH: hey nep I said a little don't get your hopes too high!
CH: Sollux is just really nice and cool and y'know
You here something drop behind you.
"(Name)…" you see a dumbstruck Sollux standing behind you and two bags of Doritos by his feet.
"Uh, Sollux, d- I just-"
"(Name), if you were flushed for me, you could have just said it."
"I-I… I didn't want you to say no," you stutter quietly.
"But I wouldn't. Because I'm flushed for you two!"
"Really?!"
"Yeah!"
You tackle hug the mustard blood
===> Sollux: be tackled
(Name) tackle hugs you and you smile and hug back.
How could you not love the (blood color) blood? Cutest thing you ever saw!
===> be Sollux
You sit in a wheeled office chair, talking to one of your friends.
CH: hah! powned! face it Armageddon, you can't touch this!
TA: ii can and you better prepare your 2orry priick a22 for one well needed beat down
CH: I'm sorry, I couldn't here you over the sound of you losing!
TA: you liittle punk ii'll fuck you up
CH: alright, let's settle this like adults, you get your ass over here and we battle it out!
CH: then, we see who's the champ (me) and who's the chump (you)
You scowl at the screen and type something quick.
TA: prepare to weep you cocky 2on of a biitch
===> how bout we be you for a bit
You sit in your room, smirking at your screen. You look at yourself.
Shit. You should probably put some pants on. And a shirt.
You would take a shower but your too lazy. You just comb you hair with your fingers, giving it the lazy tousled look you love.
DING DONG
You answer the door only to get a not so pleasant flick on the forehead.
"Oww," you whine.
"Therves you right," Sollux says, walking in and planting himself on the couch.
"Alright, ground rules Mr. High and Mighty. One, no screen watching."
"Two, no bugging."
"And three, loser has to do whatever the winner wants."
"I'm making you clean my thit!"
"Uh-huh, sure Armageddon, sure."
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN," you both yell at the same time.
*que you winning because you're awesome*
Sollux grumbles and stands up.
"I'm gonna go look for some Doritos."
BEEPBEEPBEEP
Your computer.
arsenicCatnip began trolling chumHandle
AC: :3< hello (name)!
CH: hey nepeta
AC: :3< whatcha doing?
CH: hanging out with Sollux
AC: :3< ooooo
You blush slightly.
CH: hey hey now, it's just video games
AC: :3< that's not what you wish it was
CH: that's a lie!
AC: :3< it is not! you have a furrsh crush and you won't accept it!
CH: Sollux? Please! We're rivals if anything!
AC: :3< you two are the best or friends
AC: :3< though i wish you were meow
CH: meow?
AC: :3< more
CH: oh
LONG AWKWARD PAUSE
CH: okay so maybe I'm a little flushed
AC: :3< I KNEW IT!!!!
CH: hey nep I said a little don't get your hopes too high!
CH: Sollux is just really nice and cool and y'know
You here something drop behind you.
"(Name)…" you see a dumbstruck Sollux standing behind you and two bags of Doritos by his feet.
"Uh, Sollux, d- I just-"
"(Name), if you were flushed for me, you could have just said it."
"I-I… I didn't want you to say no," you stutter quietly.
"But I wouldn't. Because I'm flushed for you two!"
"Really?!"
"Yeah!"
You tackle hug the mustard blood
===> Sollux: be tackled
(Name) tackle hugs you and you smile and hug back.
How could you not love the (blood color) blood? Cutest thing you ever saw!
Feferi x Male!Reader - Cars and Kisses
[A/N: this is a human!AU]
You slide our from under your friend Feferi's car, wiping grease from your face. She hands you a soda and you smile and mumble a thank you.
"So, how's it coming?"
"Well Feffers, your engine looks fine, you just had a little gas leak."
"So did you fix it?"
"I can fix anything," you say, putting away your tools.
"Reely?"
You smile to herself at her adorable use of a fish pun.
"Totally. It's handy to have a mechanic around."
Little did you know, but Feferi would like to have a certain mechanic around ALL the time.
Karkat, your roommate, yells from the laundry room.
"OH REALLY? 'CAUSE HAVING THIS MECHANIC AR
Rufioh x Male!Reader - My Boyfriend's Little Bro
[A/N: this is a human!AU]
You sit in your boyfriend (well, fiancé) Rufioh's house, drinking a beer.
You hear the click and a slam. It's the front door opening and closing.
"Hey, Tav's home."
Tavros, Rufioh's ten-year-old kid brother, shuffles into the living room, where you and Rufioh are watching football.
"Hey Tav."
"H-Hi Rufioh. Hi (N-Name)."
The scrawny brunette boy had always had a stuttering problem. It was usually not bad around you and Rufioh, so this was weird.
"What's the matter little guy?"
"N-nothing."
"Alright."
Tavros shuffles into the next room and you glance at Rufioh.
"Something's up."
"I know. I heard i
Jane Crocker x Male!Reader - My GF and My GBF
Your name is (Name) and you are a human.
You sit in a bakery with your (quite gay) friend JJ.
Your girlfriend Jane Crocker owns the bakery, but she's also the head chef.
JJ munches down on a cupcake as you sit there, dumbfounded.
"Explain to me the psychics of girl hips," you say.
"I don't know much about girl hips, only they should have an itty-bitty waist and a big thing in your face," JJ says.
"Shut up, Gay-J."
"I will bitch slap you so hard (Name)."
Janie walks over.
"Hey (Name), hey Gay-J," Janie says.
"It's JJ doll face," JJ says.
"What, does that make the boys at the gay bar go wild?"
"You should see 'em dol
Bad Idea - Karkat x Male!Reader
[A/N: IT'S OVER 1,000!!!!! Wait, PAGEVIEWS?! You guys do love me! Also in this story you are so ducking stoned and don't do the drugs children]
You sit on the couch, laughing to yourself about nothing as you drink from bottle of… wait Faygo? Who the hell got you to drink that shit?
You look over and Gamzee, who's getting reprimanded by Karkat for something.
"Hey Katkat," you say. "I like you."
"You're so high right now you don't even know (Name)."
"Oh I know. I'm like a foot off the ground. Because I'm on the couch."
"Shit Karbro, I didn't mean to all up and get him that high. I just wanted to haze him a little bit."
"You're a
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